- If you make the mistake of inviting your newly single, emotionally frail bear friend to go camping with you, don’t argue about anything with him, especially if he’s had some campin’ brew. While humans might say things they regret in the morning or possibly throw a punch, a drunken bear will swat your head off.
- Don’t discuss anything that might trigger an emotional response. You’ll be swimming in hairy tears.
- Make sure your bear friend has his own tent.