- If you make the mistake of inviting your newly single, emotionally frail bear friend to go camping with you, don’t argue about anything with him, especially if he’s had some campin’ brew. While humans might say things they regret in the morning or possibly throw a punch, a drunken bear will swat your head off.
- Don’t discuss anything that might trigger an emotional response. You’ll be swimming in hairy tears.
- Make sure your bear friend has his own tent.
Dealing with Grizzlies: How to Prevent Attacks
By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 23rd, 2010- Grizzly bears will also usually move along if they sense a human nearby. Try to make your presence known as often as possible when you travel through grizzly territory. Human noises work best, so try to keep a conversation going, or shout “Hey, bear! Coming through!” if you see signs of a bear in your vicinity.
- When surprised, grizzlies attack more often than black bears, but the same “threat” mentality applies. Back away, speaking in a strong but soothing voice, showing the bear that you mean it no harm. Read More …
Mountain Lion Tips
By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 22nd, 2010- Make noise while you hike. Most mountain lions will leave if they hear people coming.
- If you see a mountain lion, do not run. Running will stimulate the “chase and attack” instinct, and four powerful legs outrun two human ones.
- Do not approach the lion. Give it a way to escape. Most mountain lions will avoid confrontation (unless they have cubs with them or are very hungry).
- Maintain eye contact and face the mountain lion. Make yourself appear larger by raising your arms, opening your jacket, or holding your backpack over your head.
- Speak in a firm voice.
When You Hear A Rattle: Rattlesnake Safety
By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 22nd, 2010- Keep your distance from the snake – most rattlers will leave you alone.
- Go around the snake at a safe distance if the terrain allows. At best, rattlesnakes can strike a distance of two-thirds their total body length (this means a three-foot-long snake can snarf a bit of your leg within two feet of where they lie). Play it safe and give them a wide berth.
- If you can’t go around, throw a few small pebbles around the snake from a safe distance (this is not a squash-the-snake game, you’re just trying to get the snake to move).
Black Bear Attacks: What To Do
By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 21st, 2010- Most black bears will high-tail it when they hear or smell a human. While being loud and ripe with B.O. is a social no-no in the human world, it’s a good idea in bear country.
- If you surprise a bear on the trail, back away while speaking calmly and choose a new route or wait for the bear to leave the area.
- Avoid eye contact. This is perceived as a challenge to bears and may change their attitudes from “What’s that weirdo doing?” to “What the hell are you staring at? I’ll rip you apart, smartass!” Read More …
Preventing Animal Attacks
By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 21st, 2010
Happy Solstice, everyone. Now that warm weather is officially here, we implore you to be careful out there. Because along with heat of summer comes something else: deadly animal attacks!
To kick off the summer season, we’ve compiled some tips (and some shockingly realistic videos) on how to handle animal encounters. Over the next few days, keep an eye out for the advice and the video that just might save your life. Read More …
Should Your Old Backpacking Gear Take a Hike?
By: Toni Isom | May 11th, 2010
For many backpackers, having the lightest, newest, most technical gear is simply a given. However, some of us are still using the same tents, sleeping bags, and backpacks that we’ve had since the ’90s, and we don’t understand the commotion over newfangled gear. So what exactly are these big improvements, and is it really worth it to update your equipment? Read More …




Top 10 Things That Chap Our Collective Ass
By: Toni Isom | January 29th, 20104 Comments »
In an effort to make everyone’s shred experience a little better, here’s a jaded list of things that irk us. Enjoy!
10. People who tuck their snowboard pants into their boots.
This isn’t equestrian school. If we had a free foot, we’d kick you as we rode past.
9. Cell phones on the hill.
One of the best things about snowboarding or skiing is getting out of the city and up on the mountain. Hearing some slack-jawed yokel yak about how many beers he shotgunned last night before he passed out in the bathtub kind of ruins the mood. If you really need your phone (like, if you’re an E.R. doctor), at least put your phone on vibrate so we don’t have to listen to your Fergie ringtone. Side note: if you are an E.R. doctor with a Fergie ringtone, please don’t operate on me. I’ll just pop some Advil and take my chances. Read More …
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