‘Commentary’ Articles

Snowbird Must Have More Lobbyists

By: JGW | July 9th, 2010
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Remember our article about Alta’s recently hoped-for expansion plans?

Well, there have been some interesting ski-world developments here in the Mothership (an affectionate outsider’s term for our salty state, Utah).

Apparently local government wasn’t too keen on the idea of Alta (and Wasatch-neighbor Solitude Ski Resort) expanding into Salt Lake City’s watershed areas Read More …

GTS: Get The Shot

By: Adam Riser | June 25th, 2010
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From here, my friend flipped upside down and hit the wall head first. Of course I don't have any of that on film, because I lowered my camera when I should have been snapping frames.

This is the beginning of all hell breaking loose, but I missed all the gnar.

“I’m ready!” you tell your friend above, and a couple seconds later hear the distant response of “OK, dropping!” You fire off frames as your friend bursts from the lip of the jump, but he lets out an “Oh S#!T” as soon as he’s in the air, and you both know this is going to end badly. You have two choices. You can either lower your camera, and cringe as your buddy takes a massive digger, or you can hold down the shutter release and fire off frames like a machine gunner making his last stand. Either way, strange as it may seem, the first thing your friend will say when you get over to him is, “Tell me you got a picture of that.”

I’ve seen some pretty nasty stuff happen to friends while I was holding a camera, but I rarely got the defining photo because I didn’t want to be that jerk who stood there taking pictures while his friend got broken off. Read More …

Arkansas Campground Flash Flood: Learning Lessons from a Tragedy

By: Jeffrey Miesbauer | June 24th, 2010
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Little Cottonwood Creek, Utah, overflowing its banks

Two weeks ago on the night of Thursday, June 10, a heavy rainstorm moved through southwestern Arkansas, dumping up to 9 inches of rain over a mostly remote section of wilderness. In this area lies Albert Pike Campground, located at the junction of the Little Missouri and Caddo Rivers.

Two to three hundred people were camping in tents, cabins, and RVs on Thursday night when light rain began to fall. The rain picked up around 11pm and didn’t let up until around dawn. The NOAA issued a flash flood warning for the area after 1:30am, but all the sleeping campers heard was the rain pelting the outside of their tents. Read More …

Make fun of the outdoors, and we’ll make fun of you.

By: Adam Riser | June 15th, 2010
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Climbers, skiers, backpackers, mountain bikers, and just about everyone else who spends time in the outdoors generally can’t stand it when some Hollywood flick puts our sport up on the big screen or a television show pipes some terrible version of our lifestyle into homes all over the world and makes us look like a bunch of idiots. The only saving grace is that we know sooner or later someone will make a parody of the entertainment piece in question. Here are a few of my favorite variations on the five minutes of revenge. Read More …

News coverage that makes climbers throw things

By: Adam Riser | June 9th, 2010
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Climbers tend to cringe whenever they hear climbing mentioned on television. I’m not talking about Cliffhanger reruns either. It seems that every time a story involves climbing (or something the media decides is climbing), the news gets a hold of it and makes all climbers seem like idiots who are risking their lives for thrills. Yeah, they’re probably right. We should just sit on the couch and complain about the people who are still outside. Maybe news coverage wouldn’t be so bad if every hiker who falls off a trail or high-school kid who stole his mom’s clothesline gets labeled as a “very experienced climber.” That kind of stuff makes me want to break a television. Maybe I should buy a TV so I have one to break. These are just a few of my favorite “climbing” stories. Makes me wonder how bad the news screws up the stuff that I don’t know anything about. Read More …

Everest: A Cynical View of the Latest ‘Firsts’

By: Adam Riser | June 2nd, 2010
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Mt. Everest is the highest peak on earth. So what? It’s been a long time since climbing Everest was actually the pinnacle of mountaineering achievement. These days, it’s all about firsts, but not in the traditional climbing sense. Instead of putting up a new route or repeating an established line by a style that advances the standards of mountaineering, people tend to focus on more obscure firsts that don’t actually require the advancement of, well, anything.

Things that mattered:

Before I start into a rant about the peak, let me first point out that quite a few very influential and sometimes ground-breaking feats have taken place on Everest. Not surprisingly, most of them happened before web-linked video cameras were a constant presence on the mountain. Read More …

Plugging into the Backcountry – Dangers of Technology

By: Cole Lehman | March 23rd, 2010
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Photo By Adam Riser, Backcountry Employee

The use of electronics in the backcountry offers an enhanced experience for those who use them wisely and a presents a danger to those who choose to use them lightly. In order to stay alive and unharmed, wilderness veterans must remember and rookies must discover that total dependence on technology can be a hazard. Why? Either group is vulnerable to the hubris that these devices can encourage.

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GORE-TEX® Technology: The Dry Truth

By: JGW | March 18th, 2010
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GORE-TEX® Jackets - The TruthWhether you’re six miles and four hours of storm into a hike, or you’re just braving the maelstrom as your ski lift sways in the wind, cold and wet is not a good place to be. So you go looking for a waterproof breathable shell, and you’re left with two choices: GORE-TEX® outerwear or everything else. Read More …

Lift-Line Etiquette

By: Jeb Admire | February 26th, 2010
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Lining up at the Canyons Ski Resort (mind the gap)

Lining up at the Canyons Ski Resort (mind the gap)

I lived in Germany for a couple years in the ’80s, and when I was ten, the folks took me on a ski trip to Austria. While I basically love everything about Austria—the smaller, more sophisticated and less pretentious version of its northern neighbor—I was amused and disturbed by the behavior of some of the locals in the lift line. It’s possible that I’m so sensitive to lift-line etiquette now because of the pole-whacking, one-piece-pulling, general anarchy that I experienced my first time at Stubaital. Don’t get me wrong—I enjoyed mulling about the lifts in Gulmarg, India (when they worked) and Zakopane, Poland (Perogis aplenty), and I’m fine with being herded into the tram at Snowbird, UT, but I will never forget the unruly Austrians hitting each other’s poles and sneakily unclipping bindings to cut ahead in line. With that in mind, here are six guidelines to remember when you are sharing the lift line with fellow winter-sports-inclined hominids.

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Ski-sploitation: The Best and Worst Ski Movies of All Time

By: Daniel Boccia | February 24th, 2010
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Hollywood’s periodic attempts to co-opt the popular image of skiing usually result in straight-to-video disasters that do more damage than good to our sport’s reputation. Many of these cinematic train wrecks fall squarely in the ‘so-bad-it’s-awesome’ category, and a select few manage to capture the inherently epic culture of skiing. With that in mind, we present to you our Top 10 picks, in (more or less) descending order of greatness.

1. Aspen Extreme (1993)

This early ’90s gem scores major points with stunt skiing by Scott Schmidt and the late, great Doug Coombs, who star side-by-side in several truly epic scenes, one of which led to the coolest ski poster ever. Sure, the drama is overly cheesed and the cast unmemorable, but this movie has it all: Guys ripping bumps in jeans, cougars with names like Bryce Kellog, cocaine addiction, villainous Euro-dicks, and heroic redemption via Powder 8 Championships.

Classic quote: “We got a renegade going OB. We’re after him.”

hotdog2. Hot Dog The Movie (1984)

Truly a classic, this comedy calls out the good-time party side of skiing with a heavy emphasis on frontal nudity, recreational drug use, and politically incorrect ethnic stereotypes. With a dangerous dose of ski ballet, stretch pants, and twister-spreads, Hot Dog won’t disappoint those looking for quality ski action either. Euro-dick arch nemesis, you ask? Hot Dog’s reprehensible Rudy all but invented the role. The film’s Chinese Downhill climax continues to encourage poor decision making by skiers around the world.

Classic quote: “Yeah, best run of the morning, man. Hey, were you on ‘shrooms or what?”

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Five Ways to Cope with President’s Day

By: Justin Mool | February 15th, 2010
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Cheesy Couple at Mt. RushmoreAh yes. It’s President’s Day again. That wonderful day of the year when we celebrate the birth of George Washington by, apparently, shopping for new cars or armchairs on sale. For the lucky few who actually get the holiday off, it is often a time to enjoy skiing the resort with the family. Yet few things are more irritating than waiting in line for five hours while you watch your precious day off tick on by. Heaven forbid if it snows the night before. Then you’re in for a holiday at the resort free-for-all.

Luckily, we’ve come up with five ways to cope with the President’s Day Blues. Read More …