Gear Articles tagged ‘humor’

Gaper-Proof Your Climbing

By: Adam Riser | July 14th, 2010
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Before: A gape-tastic climber breaking the hell out of rule #7

A friend of mine recently started climbing and fell in love with it right away. Now he can’t get enough. Good on ya mate! On about his second day of climbing he turned to another friend and said “alright dude, what do I need to know to keep from looking like a total gaper when I’m climbing?” My friend came up with a list of things not to do. Here are a few of the highlights…

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5 Commonsense Failures in the Backcountry

By: Genevieve Mount and Thomas Bracken | June 29th, 2010
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Common sense can be surprisingly hard to follow in the backcountry. It’s easy to get overly stoked and forget gear, miscalculate the gear that you did bring, ignore the weather, and end up in a bad situation. Check out the following five illustrations and helpful tips. Read More …

Dealing with Grizzlies: How to Prevent Attacks

By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 23rd, 2010
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  • Grizzly bears will also usually move along if they sense a human nearby. Try to make your presence known as often as possible when you travel through grizzly territory. Human noises work best, so try to keep a conversation going, or shout “Hey, bear! Coming through!” if you see signs of a bear in your vicinity.
  • When surprised, grizzlies attack more often than black bears, but the same “threat” mentality applies. Back away, speaking in a strong but soothing voice, showing the bear that you mean it no harm. Read More …

Mountain Lion Tips

By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 22nd, 2010
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  • Make noise while you hike. Most mountain lions will leave if they hear people coming.
  • If you see a mountain lion, do not run. Running will stimulate the “chase and attack” instinct, and four powerful legs outrun two human ones.
  • Do not approach the lion. Give it a way to escape. Most mountain lions will avoid confrontation (unless they have cubs with them or are very hungry).
  • Maintain eye contact and face the mountain lion. Make yourself appear larger by raising your arms, opening your jacket, or holding your backpack over your head.
  • Speak in a firm voice.

When You Hear A Rattle: Rattlesnake Safety

By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 22nd, 2010
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  • Keep your distance from the snake – most rattlers will leave you alone.
  • Go around the snake at a safe distance if the terrain allows. At best, rattlesnakes can strike a distance of two-thirds their total body length (this means a three-foot-long snake can snarf a bit of your leg within two feet of where they lie). Play it safe and give them a wide berth.
  • If you can’t go around, throw a few small pebbles around the snake from a safe distance (this is not a squash-the-snake game, you’re just trying to get the snake to move).

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Black Bear Attacks: What To Do

By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 21st, 2010
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  • Most black bears will high-tail it when they hear or smell a human. While being loud and ripe with B.O. is a social no-no in the human world, it’s a good idea in bear country.
  • If you surprise a bear on the trail, back away while speaking calmly and choose a new route or wait for the bear to leave the area.
  • Avoid eye contact. This is perceived as a challenge to bears and may change their attitudes from “What’s that weirdo doing?” to “What the hell are you staring at? I’ll rip you apart, smartass!” Read More …

Preventing Animal Attacks

By: Genevieve Mount and Toni Isom | June 21st, 2010
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animal-attack-preventionHappy Solstice, everyone. Now that warm weather is officially here, we implore you to be careful out there. Because along with heat of summer comes something else: deadly animal attacks!

To kick off the summer season, we’ve compiled some tips (and some shockingly realistic videos) on how to handle animal encounters. Over the next few days, keep an eye out for the advice and the video that just might save your life. Read More …

News coverage that makes climbers throw things

By: Adam Riser | June 9th, 2010
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Climbers tend to cringe whenever they hear climbing mentioned on television. I’m not talking about Cliffhanger reruns either. It seems that every time a story involves climbing (or something the media decides is climbing), the news gets a hold of it and makes all climbers seem like idiots who are risking their lives for thrills. Yeah, they’re probably right. We should just sit on the couch and complain about the people who are still outside. Maybe news coverage wouldn’t be so bad if every hiker who falls off a trail or high-school kid who stole his mom’s clothesline gets labeled as a “very experienced climber.” That kind of stuff makes me want to break a television. Maybe I should buy a TV so I have one to break. These are just a few of my favorite “climbing” stories. Makes me wonder how bad the news screws up the stuff that I don’t know anything about. Read More …

Top 10 Gape-tastic Videos

By: Beth Lopez | April 2nd, 2010
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Gaper BonanzaAs we savor the final weeks of ski season, we at Backcountry.com have noticed the usual seasonable influx of non-ironic denim and colorblock one-pieces on the spring-breaker-flooded resort slopes. Nobody enjoys a hearty point-and-laugh from the mid-mountain patio as much as we do, and we thank the tourists who film their exploits and post them on the interwebs so we can continue to gape vicariously online. Read More …

Daylight Savings Procrastination

By: Justin Mool | March 15th, 2010
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Daylight Savings Time ProcrastinationMan … Daylight savings is rough. We love the extra hour of daylight at night, but you know as well as we do, that waking up in the morning sucks. It feels more like we lost three hours of sleep. So instead of struggling through emails and trying to put together some semblance of work, we sleuthed through a few posts on the Goat Blog and came across a couple gems of daylight savings time procrastination. Read More …

Lift-Line Etiquette

By: Jeb Admire | February 26th, 2010
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Lining up at the Canyons Ski Resort (mind the gap)

Lining up at the Canyons Ski Resort (mind the gap)

I lived in Germany for a couple years in the ’80s, and when I was ten, the folks took me on a ski trip to Austria. While I basically love everything about Austria—the smaller, more sophisticated and less pretentious version of its northern neighbor—I was amused and disturbed by the behavior of some of the locals in the lift line. It’s possible that I’m so sensitive to lift-line etiquette now because of the pole-whacking, one-piece-pulling, general anarchy that I experienced my first time at Stubaital. Don’t get me wrong—I enjoyed mulling about the lifts in Gulmarg, India (when they worked) and Zakopane, Poland (Perogis aplenty), and I’m fine with being herded into the tram at Snowbird, UT, but I will never forget the unruly Austrians hitting each other’s poles and sneakily unclipping bindings to cut ahead in line. With that in mind, here are six guidelines to remember when you are sharing the lift line with fellow winter-sports-inclined hominids.

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